Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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