I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
