on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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