I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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