the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
this is an emotional support booty call
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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