Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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