do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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