I hope mine doesn't look like that
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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