Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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