I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
vagina is talking i cant
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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