are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
His nipple licking is glorious
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