Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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