Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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