Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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