i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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