Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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