New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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