There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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