i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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