Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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