i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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