Dual....:-)
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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