i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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