Pappa wants mamma naked
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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