Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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