I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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