After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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