But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
