you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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