he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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