Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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