how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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