its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
