**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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