still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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