i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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