Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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