honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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