You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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