I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Randomize