But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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