If i come over, it means nothing
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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