He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
tell your sister to shave her snatch
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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