So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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