haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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