would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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