I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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