how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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