No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize