he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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