just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i now understand why vodka
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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