Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I smell stomach acid.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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