is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Holy shit dude........stairs
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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