Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
